you cant really appreciate this unless u was born in the 80s...
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Story of the Day: "R.Kelly sees a Ghost"
“Blue,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of ocean blue.
“Red,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of blood red.
“Henny,” R. Kelly commands.
A compartment opens to the right of his ceiling to floor length mirror and a bottle of Hennessey emerges. It is topped with a miniature crown similar to the one Kels is currently wearing on his head.
“Honeys,” R. Kelly desires.
But nothing happens.
“I said,” R. Kelly pauses for dramatic effect, his luscious tenor flowing through the space of his walk in closet, “Honeys.”
All of the lights in the closet shut off.
Kels rubs his now wet hands through his cornrows. A small patch of light shines through the exit. He walks towards it, but the door slams shut.
The mirror begins to glow. Kels backs against the corner, bottle in one hand, Glock in the other, shaking in his very expensive Versace boots.
A face appears in the mirror. Kelly pulls the trigger, but the gun jams. He runs to the door, and bangs loudly. “Help, I’m trapped in the closet!” he screams, only too late recognizing the irony.
Lil’ John, who is in the other room playing Jenga with Snoop Dogg, yells “WHAT?!”
Everyone laughed, and all was well again.
**all credits to this story go to http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com**
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of ocean blue.
“Red,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of blood red.
“Henny,” R. Kelly commands.
A compartment opens to the right of his ceiling to floor length mirror and a bottle of Hennessey emerges. It is topped with a miniature crown similar to the one Kels is currently wearing on his head.
“Honeys,” R. Kelly desires.
But nothing happens.
“I said,” R. Kelly pauses for dramatic effect, his luscious tenor flowing through the space of his walk in closet, “Honeys.”
All of the lights in the closet shut off.
Kels rubs his now wet hands through his cornrows. A small patch of light shines through the exit. He walks towards it, but the door slams shut.
The mirror begins to glow. Kels backs against the corner, bottle in one hand, Glock in the other, shaking in his very expensive Versace boots.
A face appears in the mirror. Kelly pulls the trigger, but the gun jams. He runs to the door, and bangs loudly. “Help, I’m trapped in the closet!” he screams, only too late recognizing the irony.
Lil’ John, who is in the other room playing Jenga with Snoop Dogg, yells “WHAT?!”
Everyone laughed, and all was well again.
**all credits to this story go to http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com**
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Nike MAGS aka Marty McFlys !!
The NIKE MAG is no longer the "greatest shoe never made." The mythical shoe that originally captured the imagination of audiences in Back to the Future II is being released -- and they're here to help create a future without Parkinson's disease.
1500 pairs of the 2011 NIKE MAG will be auctioned on eBay with all net proceeds going directly to The Michael J. Fox Foundation. Each day for the duration of the ten-day auction, one hundred and fifty pairs of the 2011 NIKE MAG shoes will be made available via eBay's Fashion Vault. The auction starts September 8, 8:30PM PST, and will end September 18. Thanks to a previous 50 million dollar match given to the Michael J. Fox Foundation, all donations will be matched, effectively doubling the contributions from the auction.
The original NIKE MAG was worn by the Back to the Future character Marty McFly, played by Michael J. Fox, in the year 2015. It came alive, lit up and formed to Marty's foot. The 2011 NIKE MAG shoe was designed to be a precise replica of the original from Back to the Future II. The aesthetic is an exact match, down to the contours of the upper, the glowing LED panel and the electroluminescent NIKE in the strap. The 2011 NIKE MAG illuminates with the pinch of the "ear" of the high top, glowing for five hours per charge.
The 2011 NIKE MAG - It's About Time. (Via http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtXDX1w9M980)
I wish i cud afford these!!
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Labels:
50 cent,
child,
dead in the living room,
Eminem,
hurry children,
ironic,
Kanye West,
Kid Cudi,
lil wayne,
ne-yo,
nigger,
pikachu,
racist,
safety,
T.I.,
the carter,
the carter xc,
usher,
vagina
soooo im out here in Buffalo now, so far this is ok i guess, im just working tryna pay for the rent, food and leisure. im not makin the most money but damn where do da shit go so fast? so im workin on transferrin my home depot job up here for play money << if dat makes sense lol... & even tho i live rite across the street from my old skool things aint AS poppin as i thought it was guna be, maybe its cuz its still early and i wana get my shit togetha, but wateva... and i from my last note (if u read it) i didnt get the car my mom was goin to get me cuz the dealer played me, so my dad found a much better one, so im happy, but yeaa errythings coo' im just chillen, not under no1s house and im doin me, of course my parents still help out in other ways but im on my own and im happier... but yea i been kinda busy wit work and chillen and NOT being able to sign into my own blogspot!! s/o to my nigga willie for fixin the problem tho, so i shud be back on here Bloggin again entertainin yall asses lol
(damn i feel like doug funny or suttun writin down my daily activities and wat not lol)
but yea til next time...
(damn i feel like doug funny or suttun writin down my daily activities and wat not lol)
but yea til next time...
Labels:
buffalo,
doug,
drake,
funny,
getting money baby,
life,
lil wayne,
money,
Nicki minaj,
notes,
she will,
they know
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