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Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Story of the Day: "R.Kelly sees a Ghost"
“Blue,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of ocean blue.
“Red,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of blood red.
“Henny,” R. Kelly commands.
A compartment opens to the right of his ceiling to floor length mirror and a bottle of Hennessey emerges. It is topped with a miniature crown similar to the one Kels is currently wearing on his head.
“Honeys,” R. Kelly desires.
But nothing happens.
“I said,” R. Kelly pauses for dramatic effect, his luscious tenor flowing through the space of his walk in closet, “Honeys.”
All of the lights in the closet shut off.
Kels rubs his now wet hands through his cornrows. A small patch of light shines through the exit. He walks towards it, but the door slams shut.
The mirror begins to glow. Kels backs against the corner, bottle in one hand, Glock in the other, shaking in his very expensive Versace boots.
A face appears in the mirror. Kelly pulls the trigger, but the gun jams. He runs to the door, and bangs loudly. “Help, I’m trapped in the closet!” he screams, only too late recognizing the irony.
Lil’ John, who is in the other room playing Jenga with Snoop Dogg, yells “WHAT?!”
Everyone laughed, and all was well again.
**all credits to this story go to http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com**
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of ocean blue.
“Red,” R. Kelly commands.
His mirror lights turn a deep shade of blood red.
“Henny,” R. Kelly commands.
A compartment opens to the right of his ceiling to floor length mirror and a bottle of Hennessey emerges. It is topped with a miniature crown similar to the one Kels is currently wearing on his head.
“Honeys,” R. Kelly desires.
But nothing happens.
“I said,” R. Kelly pauses for dramatic effect, his luscious tenor flowing through the space of his walk in closet, “Honeys.”
All of the lights in the closet shut off.
Kels rubs his now wet hands through his cornrows. A small patch of light shines through the exit. He walks towards it, but the door slams shut.
The mirror begins to glow. Kels backs against the corner, bottle in one hand, Glock in the other, shaking in his very expensive Versace boots.
A face appears in the mirror. Kelly pulls the trigger, but the gun jams. He runs to the door, and bangs loudly. “Help, I’m trapped in the closet!” he screams, only too late recognizing the irony.
Lil’ John, who is in the other room playing Jenga with Snoop Dogg, yells “WHAT?!”
Everyone laughed, and all was well again.
**all credits to this story go to http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com**
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
BANNED SPRITE COMMERCIAL//STOP CALLIN HIM HOMO//DRAKE HOT97 FREESTYLE SPOOF (AFFION CROCKETT) - LMAO!
i only really wanted to do one post today but i kept findin funny things online, so im just gunna post everything in one uhhh posting lol, peep dem dey all funny... and dat Chris Brown apology video came out today, it was on BET and alla dat, i aint see it yet and im not guna post it on here cuz i feel like everyone seen it and its on every1 page since i dont like to be like erryone else im not postin it, ENJOY!
Banned Sprite Commercial
i personally thought this commercial was genius lol// watchu think?
...Homo Kid
no comment SMH
****EXCLUSIVE VIDEO*****
now b4 i show u dis, i want u to see the original b4 u see the spoof, madd funny he went in on Drake,Affion did it again... i think this the only nigga who can make funy of well... anyone, dis nigga look like every body... but here goes:
P.S. this ones for u Tanielle lol i had to do it, but i still love u!!!
Original
Spoof... no mercy
Youtube.com/affioncrockett///Subscribe
Banned Sprite Commercial
i personally thought this commercial was genius lol// watchu think?
...Homo Kid
no comment SMH
****EXCLUSIVE VIDEO*****
now b4 i show u dis, i want u to see the original b4 u see the spoof, madd funny he went in on Drake,Affion did it again... i think this the only nigga who can make funy of well... anyone, dis nigga look like every body... but here goes:
P.S. this ones for u Tanielle lol i had to do it, but i still love u!!!
Original
Spoof... no mercy
Youtube.com/affioncrockett///Subscribe
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