Sunday, July 24, 2011

Jersey Shore Trailer

Story of the day.

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

(source: http://thebiebervoice.tumblr.com/post/4270936246/my-girlfriend-invited-me-to-her-house-i-found-her)

LOL.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Arab Sheikh Carves Name Two-Miles-Long In Sand Until It’s Visible From Space!!!



Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Ahyan, 63, has scrawled his name in sand on an island he owns with letters so big they can be seen from space. The word ‘HAMAD’ measures 1,000 metres high and is a staggering two miles long from the ‘H’ to the ‘D’ on the Al Futaisi island. Rather than allowing the writing to be washed away by the ocean, the letters actually form waterways that are absorb the encroaching tide.

Can be seen on Google Maps

^Courtesy of www.inflexwetrust.com

SWAG.

My Bucket List

lately i been thinkin bout alotta things i wana do b4 i die, ima post a few and as i keep thinkin ima post more on another post as a continuation and so ON!

1 - Travel outta North America
2 - Perform on stage, rap-wise
3 - see lil wayne live wit good seats
4 - see kevin hart live wit good seats
5 - get interviewed by Nardwuar
6 - buy a lambo (or at least drive one)
7 - make a rap video, for my own song (or FreshMen Class)
8 - have a 3some or more...(yes i kno its hard to believe but i havent lol)
9 - get wit a cougar
10 - have a pet cheetah
11 - party in big cities, other den NYC
12 - save a G in the bank, i always get to 800+ and spend it smh

...to be continued

Saturday, July 9, 2011

J.Clancy x Perfect Imperfections



GO SUPPORT MY BOY J.CLANCY, ONE OF THE NEXT BEST THINGS TO COME OUTTA N.Y.!! NEW MIXTAPE PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS IS FIRE!!

TRUST IF SHIT WAS WACK IT WUDNT BE POSTED ON MY PAGE!








DOWNLOAD!!

more:
(http://mauricelittle.blogspot.com/2010/11/freshman-class-music-jclancy-tdan.html)
(http://mauricelittle.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post.html)
(http://mauricelittle.blogspot.com/2010/07/freshman-class.html)
Life is starting to look up, other den the fact dat my ex hates me bt if all goes well i will be movin out my parents house, out to Buffalo, to try and est. suttun der, and in a couple of weeks i will be partyin it up in Canada wit my Best Friend Willie for this big festival called "Caribana" its posed to be Bananas! bt as for now tho just grinding tryna get this money for our mini trip and da new crib... pray that all goes well for ya boy! *freeky zeeky voice*

-Mo Betta

MOVIES x MI:4 x IMMORTALS





Sunday, July 3, 2011

Big Sean x I DO IT



dOPE.

Sexy Female of the Week








so im watchin Transformers 3 the other day and dis sexy caucasian appeared on the screen, almost instantly fell in love, i think i watched her more den the movie lol soo i had to google this chick, and her name is


Rose Huntington-Whiteley


she 24 yrs old, born april 18th 1987, one year older den me (so i got a chance lol), blue eyes, 34-24-35, n 5'9 ... a lil taller den id like bt its all good! LOL




Transformers3.

#PlankingFail

so i just found out where the planking game originated, and im havin mixed feeling about this, i kinda still wana do one picture, cuz even tho its fucked up its still funny... but if dis game really came from slavery das messed up, they cuda named it suttun different at least...




some are sayin its not the same cuz its the opposite way, idk, but can u imagine plankin for hours on a ship like dis no clothes, ppl smelling etc smh..

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Planking! LMAO

LMAOOO!!! das how i describe this plankin thing! i havent been online the past few days to understand the concept, but im back now and man is dis shit funny! i found some pics of ppl plankin on FB, ders a few i thought was funny, the first was the funniest... i gotta do at least one of des yo lol its on my #Bucketlist






Lets Plank