Showing posts with label car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label car. Show all posts

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Story of the day.

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

(source: http://thebiebervoice.tumblr.com/post/4270936246/my-girlfriend-invited-me-to-her-house-i-found-her)

LOL.