Kanye West - Monster ft. Rick Ross, Jay-Z and NICKI MINAJ!! ((Official Video))

This just must be a Kanye Week for Blogs all ova da world. Good Work Ye. Your work is lookin kinda scary like Jay-Zs on to the next tho... isnt hip hop turning kinda dark?

BLAME GAME SKIT ft CHRIS ROCK ((TOO FUNNY))

[Chris Rock]
Ohh my God..
Baby you done took this shit to the 'nother mother fuckin level!
Now a neighborhood nigga like me aint supposed to be gettin no pussy like this
Got Damn!, who thought you how to get sexy for a nigga?
(Yeezy taught me)
You-You never use to talk dirty, but now you-you damn disgusting, My, my God, wha -where’d you learn that?
(Yeezy taught me)
Look at you mother fuckin butt ass naked with them motherfucking Jimmy Choos off. Who thought you how to put some Motherfucking Jimmy Choos on?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yo you took your game up a whole ‘nother level, this is some Cirque ‘u Soleil pussy now! Shit!
You done went all porno on a nigga, okay?. And I, and I love it..And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you!
How did you learn, how.. how did your pussy game come up?
(Yeezy taught me)
I was fuckin parts of your pussy I never fucked before. I was in there like oo shit I never been here before. I’ve never even seen this part of pussy town before.
It’s like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit. What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?
(Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy)
You know what, I got to thank Yeezy.
And when I see that nigga Imma thank him. Imma buy his album, Imma download that motherfucker Imma shoot a bootlegger!
That’s how good I feel about this nigga
Oww, I still can’t believe you got me this watch. This mother fucker is the exact mother fucker I wanted!
Even with the bezel! this is the motherfucker I wanted. I saw this shit, I saw it,
Twista had this shit on in The Source. I remember, Twista had this motherfucker on in The Source.
That’s right, that’s right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a nigga like this?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy thought you well.


Always thought Chris Rock was mad funny, but yea Kanyes Album is actually really good u can tell he put alot of time and thought into it, if u havent heard it u shud, and this skit at the end of "The Blame Game" ft. John Legend .. its the first song i lissen to

OHHH and FYI...

up·hol·ster 
 /ʌpˈhoʊlstər, əˈpoʊl-/ Show Spelled[uhp-hohl-ster, uh-pohl-]
–verb (used with object)
1.
to provide (chairs, sofas, etc.) with coverings, cushions, stuffing, springs, etc.
2.
to furnish (an interior) with hangings, curtains, carpets, or the like.

Webbing vs. Heat Vision

now u kno that last comic is worth bread yo!

Kanye West - Devil in a new dress

DEVIL from yonie.ethiopian.love on Vimeo

just wen i didnt kno wat to post, i find this... this is so genius lol i cant wait to portray my creative thoughts visually

i hope that kanyes not part of dat #illuminati shit, im not down wit dat but this shit is hot lol

Sexy Female of the Week!

It seemed like it was meant to be, i was watchin a christmas movie wit her and Morris Chesnut, and den i caught the Miami heat game, and u kno das Dwayne Wades new girl, also may be called a Homewrecker! but idc, so i guess it was only rite that the Sexy Female of the Week be the sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, tasty Dark Chocolate Gabrielle Union!

Beautiful Smile, Great body, and Seems very down to earth! Good Job Mr.Wade, you got yourself a good one!

FRESH DANCE MOVES!!

ALL THINGS FRESH.

last two pics stolen from http://simplyde3.tumblr.com/

Post-Christmas!

wass good yall, i hope yall had a good Christmas, mine was pretty good got some stuff i wanted, and some stuff i needed... wish i cuda got a laptop (and a xbox live card) but its wateva, im have to cop it on my own.. but i did get some money, a G-Shock, a snuggie (lol), kinect, and some more stuff so im good, blessed, im just happy i got suttun, some ppl aint get shit...

anyway did u see the Heat hand it to the Lakers today?! 96-80 woooo eat that my boy wat a good Chrismas gift for the Heat, boy was Kobe tight!... its alla bout the Big 3 i hope they can do dat same performance Playoff time, Bosh played good, Wade played Great, and LeBron def did good, triple double 27 points, 11 rebounds and 10 assists.. but ppl still guna say its luck, well "Hater Gonna Hate"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

I kno i havent been postin in awhile but i wanted to put this up, just for xmas, which is tomro!! i hope erryone gets wat they want, and feel blessed to be living, and those of u thats wit they family, appreciate it

after christmas and da new year, i will def be postin a lot more, my time has just been handled, chillen with da gf, workin, sleepin and writin rhymes... hmu tho, im always connected

CMON SON 20

Wass Dat On Ya Neck!?

Ppl often ask me: wass dat on ya neck? wat does it mean?

once i got a (white) girl say, and i quote "i seen alott black ppl wit that on, what does it mean? -_- .. and den u get those ppl who think u dont kno and try and test u..

at first i didnt kno wat it meant, i knew it was an eygptian symbol, i saw a rapper wit it on and i thought it looked hot, the day i bought it i was told basically wat it meant, mine is like the pic above but not strings, beads

but yes i do kno wat it is and its meanin and i actually been readin up on it, i like eygptian history, and im here to tell u wat it means, its too much stuff for one post, so ima keep it short as possible and spit a lil knowledge to you lol

LEGGO.. WELL! The symbol is an Ancient Eygptian symbol called an "ANKH" (pronounced Unk) & it basically means [Eternal] Life, ppl have many meanings and can be found on many Eygptian hieroglyphics, but in the end it all connects to Life..

some believe it represents the loop represents the sunrise, the vertical sign represents the path the sun makes.. thus sunrise reps another day of "LIFE"

some believe the loop is a vagina and the other part is a penis lol idk but the Egyptians believe in orgasms helping different aspects of "lIFE" such as stress and basically unneeded energy, and i like me some ORGASMS =)

also the symbol is closely associated wit the Goddess of love venus and look at the Ankh-like symbol

but anyway, some think the loop is the female and the T is the male, forcing it combine "LIFE"

i also read that it means POWER, FERTILITY and PROSPERITY...

from now on ima wear the chain for Power, Wealth, Prosperity (Fertility not so much, kids is nowhere in my plans) therefore leading to a better "LIFE"

**SN: I was thinkin bout a tat like dis, IF i decide to get one.. i like the dogs too but i wud find out wat dey mean first.

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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

My Fave Part of I AM LEGEND

i always had this dispute wit ppl about the Fred scene in I AM LEGEND, and some ppl say his head didnt move and BUT it does!!

CHECK IT OUT!

SPIDER-MAN SWAGGG!! LMAOO! TOO FUNNY

This is too funny! i wish i thought of it first yo!

Sexy Female of the Week

i havent done dis in awhile and i kno u may not agree wit me on dis post but my Sexy Female of the week is Chelsea Handler, everytime i look at her on her show, The Chelsea Lately Show, i just think shes so sexy and dat she cud get it lol and she likes black guys so das a plus for me

FRESHMAN CLASS MUSIC: Chosen Ft. Prhyme- It's YBG

New shit from CHOSEN!!! Off dat Black and Yellow Beat! HOTT!!