BLAME GAME SKIT ft CHRIS ROCK ((TOO FUNNY))

[Chris Rock]
Ohh my God..
Baby you done took this shit to the 'nother mother fuckin level!
Now a neighborhood nigga like me aint supposed to be gettin no pussy like this
Got Damn!, who thought you how to get sexy for a nigga?
(Yeezy taught me)
You-You never use to talk dirty, but now you-you damn disgusting, My, my God, wha -where’d you learn that?
(Yeezy taught me)
Look at you mother fuckin butt ass naked with them motherfucking Jimmy Choos off. Who thought you how to put some Motherfucking Jimmy Choos on?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yo you took your game up a whole ‘nother level, this is some Cirque ‘u Soleil pussy now! Shit!
You done went all porno on a nigga, okay?. And I, and I love it..And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you!
How did you learn, how.. how did your pussy game come up?
(Yeezy taught me)
I was fuckin parts of your pussy I never fucked before. I was in there like oo shit I never been here before. I’ve never even seen this part of pussy town before.
It’s like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit. What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?
(Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy)
You know what, I got to thank Yeezy.
And when I see that nigga Imma thank him. Imma buy his album, Imma download that motherfucker Imma shoot a bootlegger!
That’s how good I feel about this nigga
Oww, I still can’t believe you got me this watch. This mother fucker is the exact mother fucker I wanted!
Even with the bezel! this is the motherfucker I wanted. I saw this shit, I saw it,
Twista had this shit on in The Source. I remember, Twista had this motherfucker on in The Source.
That’s right, that’s right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a nigga like this?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy thought you well.


Always thought Chris Rock was mad funny, but yea Kanyes Album is actually really good u can tell he put alot of time and thought into it, if u havent heard it u shud, and this skit at the end of "The Blame Game" ft. John Legend .. its the first song i lissen to

OHHH and FYI...

up·hol·ster 
 /ʌpˈhoʊlstər, əˈpoʊl-/ Show Spelled[uhp-hohl-ster, uh-pohl-]
–verb (used with object)
1.
to provide (chairs, sofas, etc.) with coverings, cushions, stuffing, springs, etc.
2.
to furnish (an interior) with hangings, curtains, carpets, or the like.