My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
(source: http://thebiebervoice.tumblr.com/post/4270936246/my-girlfriend-invited-me-to-her-house-i-found-her)
LOL.
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Arab Sheikh Carves Name Two-Miles-Long In Sand Until It’s Visible From Space!!!
Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Ahyan, 63, has scrawled his name in sand on an island he owns with letters so big they can be seen from space. The word ‘HAMAD’ measures 1,000 metres high and is a staggering two miles long from the ‘H’ to the ‘D’ on the Al Futaisi island. Rather than allowing the writing to be washed away by the ocean, the letters actually form waterways that are absorb the encroaching tide.
Can be seen on Google Maps
^Courtesy of www.inflexwetrust.com
SWAG.
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